the gay of the nite

Friday nite. Venue - Hard Rock. Why? To meet up with Bee & Ange (who fong fei kei last minute cos she wanted to go karaoke-ing with her family) for Bee's birthday drinks. Bee informs that her friend, nasi lemak will be joining us later on. Okay, no problems there.

So there we were chatting, having a sip or two on HRC balcony when nasi lemak decides to join us. We are talking. We are laughing. We are bitching. We are checking people out... Nasi lemak is good company.

Watch check..a bit to go before the coach turns into a pumpkin. Bee needs a toilet break & scoots off to the ladies. While she is there, nasi lemak saw a guy & says "Dia mesti nak gi La Queen" and explains when the expression on my face said 'you might as well be speaking French'. Okayyyyyyyy....

After he & Bee downed their frozen magharitas bottoms up & starts seeing things in double, nasi lemak suddenly says "Jom, gi La Queen" & a couple of round table negotiations later (Bee said 15 mins, he said okay okay sampai satu suku); we get off our butts and walk down or is it up Jalan Sultan Ismail heading to La Queen.

Cover charge RM15 comes with 2 cokes, Paid. We walk into a club that's gonna be overflowing with guys. The thought of walking into a club filled so many men would send any girls mind into a state of excitement. But not really when all of them are gay, no? Bee & I could only laugh, mouth agape in astonishment. Who knew that out of 5 men in KL, 3.5 are gay...Yeah, the place was packed to the brim. In the dark, we could see guys cozying up on the sofa (god only knows what they are groping in the dark), holding hands, hugging, kissing, gyrating & dirty-dancing.

Now, walk into any club & if you see girls doing the dirty dancing thing or hip grinding it looks kinda hot & perhaps a bit of a turn on for the guys. But when you see guys (or even one half of a guy) doing it with each other, it just shakes you sober. Then dengan tiba-tibanya tanpa amaran you see one gay uncle in tight singlet & all, all traces of alcohol disappear from your system.

So banyak creatures in the sea but semuanya sotong...sigh, sad really. Bee & I gave up dancing after a few attempts. Instead, just sat back and enjoyed the show. Half aren't bad looking, with v-shaped bods. One unbuttoned his shirt & he ada six-pack lah, I tell you. Whatever muscles, you name it lah - bicep, tricep, forcep, semua ada. Cute tush, broad shoulders but we could only sigh in frustration.... But what is a view without some eyesore kan? There were also some badly made up trannys - complete package lah..42D (Bee's opinion), thunder thighs (kalah Beyonce), short skirt, scary face. But never mind, we just concentrated on the ones pleasing to the eye though still sighing in frustration.

Well, I suppose you must try everything once. Stole this pix from Bee's site (the one time I decided not to bring a camera!!)...

And yeah, Bee - happy 18th, bet you will not forget this one ever!!!!!! We'll celebrate your next 18th birthday in a lesbo club pulak....I'm sure nasi lemak will only oblige us again.

PS. Lonely Planet's write up on La Queen here