This morning. I am at my tailor's picking up some stuff I commissioned her to make for the sis-in-law and myself. The mobile rings. Not the exact conversation but something like that lah.
Me: Babe...
Her: Babe, kerja today?
Me: No. You?
Her: Kerja lah. I tengah breakfast before I go in to work.
Me: What's up, babe?
Her: Takde lah I dah habis makan so boring-boring ni I call you lah borak-borak.
Me: Kawan-kawan semua cam tu. Tengah tunggu client ke, tengah boring ke sambil hisap rokok talipon aku ajak borak kosong.
Her: Hee hee hee
Me: Buat escort service lah cam ni.
And we continue to talk about other things till it's time for her to go into the office till she next needs my services again.
So if you are hanging around waiting for someone to show up, or waiting for your friend to come out of the washroom or just need to talk but not to yourself, call me lah..... Text me pun boleh.
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