during a leisurely drive on a sunday morning, they saw this brand new c-class mercedes benz being driven by a makcik.him: wah! makcik driving a c-class. mesti laki dia belikan sebab ada bini baru...
her: huh?? kalau laki belikan bini kereta baru, dia ada bini baru ah?
him: yalah, then bini lama won't make noise lah. laki belikan kereta mahal ma
her: oh liddat??!! next time you buy me a luxury car, i must ask you if it's no 2 or no 3
him: ha ha ha.... something like that lah
her: okaylah, i like....
him: you think i dare ah? you will just 'bobbit' me sebab you ni psycho
her: me psycho? what makes you say that
him: it's just you. you are capable of doing anything...
her: nolah, i won't bobbit you lah. i'll just kerat sikit sikit....
him: ouch!!
her: buat apa i bobbit, nanti kena tangkap masuk jail. buang masa jer.
him: so kalau kerat?
her: you won't make police report lah cos nanti you jugak malu
him: kan betul i cakap you psycho
her: so what car you buying me??
him: (laughs out loud)
if you have been married for ages, you get used to living with norman bates....
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hahahaahaha.....hahahhhah..........hahahaahah.....
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