the husband & i went on our errands yesterday. first to do was to go settle the credit card bills. sigh!! so there i was queuing up at the counter to settle the bill. in a rush to leave the bank, i didn't realise that the teller actually gave me the incorrect change. just as we were exiting the parking area, the hubby's mobile rang. according to him the conversation went somewhat like this:
teller: is this encik xxx?
hubby: yes
teller: i am calling from xxx
hubby: yeah, i just left your bank
teller: a girl came to settle your bill just now
hubby: a girl? you mean my wife
teller: oh... can i speak to her please??
hah, apa lagi - kembang bermangkuk mangkuk lah. so after that we proceeded to ikea to have a look see & to get some stuff. now this scenario is at the checkout counter. yours truly is at the end of it, packing the things into the bags. hubby is waiting at the counter waiting to pay. behind him is a makcik.
makcik: (to the cashier) dik, kenapa panas sangat ni?
cashier: maaf lah ya, tapi hari ni ramai orang
makcik: ya ke? bukan sebab yang berdiri kat depan ni hot ke?
hubby related this to me when we were in the car on the way home. good laugh.. the hubby is quite a looker (not like brad pitt lah but pleasing to the eye lah). i used to tease him about attracting the wrong kind (more like the opposite sex) when he was much younger. now that he is attracting the right sex, its the wrong age group.
chindiana, would this qualify as the cheesiest pick up line ah?
2 comments:
Cheesiest? That almost qualifies as Goosebump Moment! Hmmm...another contest?....damn, havent had time to compile pick up line entries yet....
yoyo Jane, looks like your mak cik in the lead! voting closes tommorrow but she's too way ahead of the rest!
cant remember wat the prizes are (i think its a used camel saddle or a tissue box shaped like a rectum)but can you drop me a note so I can contacts you? dunno not if winnie has your details...
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