of dancing queens, bags & pimping

a series of unfortunate & fortunate events happened today...

partie une - the jade, the jam & the 'why didn't i know it's a holiday today?'
i started my xmas gift shopping last night. managed to get some useful & useless stuff for them family members. all except for mommy dearest. so a friend told me of where i can get nice jade stuff as a gift. we agreed to meet this morning to go have a look see lah. so this morning instead of sleeping in, i had to drive all the way to the other end of the earth to meet up with her (well not exactly the other end lah but it felt like it). so after viewing & belek-ing, pusing-ing & entah apa-apa lagi entah i decided upon a nice little piece lah. then we thought - 'okay, since we are in the neighborhood, how bout we go to mid-valley to have the stone set'. but someone forgot to tell us that today is a public holiday in selangor & we got caught in a bloody jam that can make you cry blood. one hour just to try to get into the parking area (valet parking full lah maam) & bloody get out of the shit of jam just to get to bangsar!!! hungry, cold & swearing at every fucking driving who just got on our nerves. decided to have lunch at bangsar village at deli'cious (betul ah the spelling) & thank goodness the food was good.

partie deux - dancing queen, young & sweet only seventeen
got a call from catwoman who suggested we meet up for teh tarik in hartamas. set aje... so after lunch, a bit of cuci mata, tengok tengok tapi tak beli we headed for hartamas for our date (& i dragged my other friend along). on the way there, the hubby called & said he managed to get two tix to the mamma mia musical. so catwoman & i will be tunjuk langit, tunding bulan lah come 3rd jan (alamak salah musical lah, tu demam malam sabtu lah. takpelah, boleh jugak kan kan kan). excited much....

partie trois - the bag lady
remember my earlier post about used bags that were sold in singapore for a dime & a song - well yeah many many many dimes & then some. found another place in penang, where i managed to get an lv epi for like way way way less. one guessed i paid 5k while another said 3k. anything above 1.5k i wouldn't even it give it a second thought. but managed to get it reduced to a wee bit above the 1k mark from its selling price. a steal really.....catwoman is heading up north soon & this is for sure one place of interest she'll pay a visit to. found another one in plaza damas but we couldn't make it in time. oh well, some other day i guess....

partie quatre - pimp my friend
catwoman has a gay friend, i have a gay friend - one nasi lemak antarabangsa & the other hainanese chicken rice. they are both looking for a hook up. so we decided to pimp them to each other. but who knew both these people had a million and one questions like - how old is he, what does he do, where does he work, is he tall, is he panjang lebar, what does he look like. so pusing punya pusing, apparently chicky rice knows nasi lemak.. so whether or not it happens remains to be seen. but i have been promised a pair of choos if he gets someone atas... angkasawan available ah? with his charges of 8k per appearance, what is a pair of choos man? some more he said he will uncle jimmy to make them choos.... the long & short of it (unintened yet some how intended), we were talking crap & laughing our asses off....


all in the day of the life of a plain jane i guess......must practise singing now - i have a dream, a song to sing, to help me cope.....oooh ooooh, here goes the dancing queen in my head now.