20090511

scusi...

Found this on the net & found it a bit funny. How true it is, I really have not a clue but I won't be surprised if some people do actually write like this.

These are real absence excuses sent to school from the parents of kids at the Wells Branch School District.

  • Dear school please accuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
  • Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
  • I had to keep Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I didn't know what size she ware.
  • Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's fault.
  • Mary could not come to school because she was bothered by very close veins.
  • Chris will not be in school cuz he has an acre in his side.
  • John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
  • Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.
  • Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.
  • My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizaca ed. Please execute him.
  • Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
  • My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines.
  • Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.
  • Please excuse Ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
  • Maryann was absent December 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomack. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.
  • Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is adminstrating.
  • Please excuse Pedero from being absent yseterday. He had diah/ dyah/ the sh*ts.
  • George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.
  • Please excuse Wayne for being out yeaterday, because he had the fuel.
  • Please excuse Sarah for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

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