Mission. Possible

Scenarios in the boss' office:

First, there is a letter to the President of a huge corporation but it's in Bahasa Malaysia. The boss wants me to translate it to English. I tell him my translation skills suck. He says "It's okay, I'll do it."

Then, I want him to sign my leave application form. He tells me "Why don't you take leave when I am traveling? These two days that you want to go on leave, I am still in the country." I tell him this "On the 20th, you will be in Penang, on the 23rd, you don't need to come to the office lah since I am not in..." He laughs and goes "Oh ok..."

See, that wasn't so hard....